*Johnny Are You Queer?*

Music and lyrics by Bobby and Larson Paine

Hey Johnny, what’s the deal, boy?
Is your love for real, boy?
When the lights are low
You never hold me close

And I saw you today, boy
Walkin’ with them gay boys
God, it hurt me so
Now I gotta know
Johnny, are you queer?

Chorus:
Cuz when I see you
Dancin’ with your friends
Can’t help but wonderin’
Where I stand

I’m so afraid I’ll lose you
If I can’t seduce you
Is there something wrong?
Johnny, come on strong

Oh, why are you so weird, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
When I make a play
You’re pushing me away
Johnny, are you queer?

Chorus

Oh, why are you forsaking
The love you could be taking?
I wanna give it to you
But you never come through

Oh why are you so weird, boy
Johnny are you queer, boy?
When you asked for a date
I thought that you were straight
Johnny, are you queer?

Hey Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Hey Johnny, Johnny are you? …you know …
Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny
Johnny